Current mood:	pissed off
Current music:	Gayla Peevey - I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

OK...this has got to stop, you old people.

As some of you know, I am...FEARLESS LEADER. I'm a scoutmaster for a Boy Scout troop I used to be in. The old scoutmaster died, and then me n' my compadre Nick came and started to run the troop while we employed a few people to sign paperwork. There's Mr. Knotts, who actually does a lot of the scout stuff with us, there's MY dad, who's the chair...person...thingy, and some other people who mostly take up space like Mr. Duran, Mrs. Duchan, Mrs. Thomspon, Mr. O' Dwyer, Mr. Baur, etc.

Now, I have absolutely nothing wrong with Boy Scouts of America. I don't really think it's dorky that a bunch of guys like to go do dangerous stuff like hang off of rocks or white-water raft. Some people do; well, go to hell.

What I DO have a problem with is the fact that the stupid adult dolts in our troop are now essentially fighting for power over one another, feeling that because they have a combination of years experience, commanding good presence with other leaders, and various skills, THEY should become the Grand High Pooba of our troop. And in doing so, they are severly making it a pain in the butt to actually get out and DO anything as a troop, and it's just stressing out Nick and I, and making a lot of the scouts ready to head out.

Well, how's this...

I'VE been in the Boy Scouts of America infrastructure for eight years as an actual Boy Scout, one year as an Eagle, one year as a Webelo, and three years as a Cub Scout rounding out for a grand total of 13 years, which beats out my own DAD'S yearly lead of 12 as an adult leader.

I have good standing with every leader in the valley including Brian Eget, Joe Kinney, and the highest person in the WLACC offices, Jonathan McGea.

I've got certifications for snorkeling, scuba diving, rock climbing, white water rafting, HANG GLIDING, cross country skiing, animal husbandry, pioneering, orienteering, first aid, emergency preparedness, and MORE.

I am hereby laying claim to ALL of you adults. I am making you ALL bitches to do my bidding. If you don't like it, do us all a favor and take a hike. I can give you maps to some of best trails out there for enacting this procedure. That said, GO AWAY.