Current mood:

amused

I got an interesting piece of email today from a girl who I went to Granada with...she was in eleventh when I graduated, so I assume by her email that she’s in twelfth now. It would appear that she found out my dark secret. Read on and find out for yourself.

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me and my friend at Granada started on our senior project last week.(They’re doing it on vampires, so you readers know what they’re talking about.) we came across a list that we found was pretty much the same for physiological, physical, and mental attributes that occur in vampires in most of the research materials we were using (thanks for lending us your one book...my friend calls it the Big Book O Vampires because its huge, lol). so for fun, we started to compare people to this list. the list is about 22 characteristics long. we got to you, and were amazed that so many applied to you, we thought we send you a list to see what you thought. if you really are a vampire, could you come in to my class and use you as an example? thanks.

- kim

ps: please don’t drain me of my blood and make me your undead slave for all eternity because I found out your secret. thanks a mil. Later.

Out of 23 characteristics, we pulled these 20 that we thought applies to you:

You are strongly stimulated by blood. (we’ve heard stories about you, Brandon...)

Light in general hurts your eyes, but you can go out in it nonetheless

You tend to be a night person by nature

You've had a strong interest in vampires since puberty-time (you said you liked ‘em since jr. high)

It grew stronger with your traumatic experience

You don't get sick often, but if you do, the maladies are often strange and/or severe (that blood clot...)

You are a fast healer

You don’t seem to eat as much as a normal human should, but seem to always be thirsty

Electrical appliances and you don't' generally tend to get along well (you and your stupid printer...and computer...and the computers at school...and your TV...and the TVs at school...and everything else. we watched you TA for olenick, lol.)

You prefer rich fabrics, tastes, scents, etc.

You are very sensitive to the feeling of touch (your ear, from the sound of it.)

You sometimes feel your don't belong in this century, or maybe even this world

When you dream, they are often extremely vivid

You are highly intuitive in general

People often find you very empathetic to how they feel

People often trust you completely

You look older than you are (I disagree, but my friend said you do)

You can sense how others feel

Animals tend to get along well with you

When you want things to happen, they usually do

The other 3 were these; see if you disagree or agree:

People find you to be slightly different in an odd, alluring way (I don’t. can’t vouch for anyone else.)

You find yourself to often feel alone amidst a group, unless that one person you can connect with is there </i>(i‘m not you, so I don‘t know)</i>

Sex leaves you feeling refreshed and revitalized (lol. we’ve never had sex, so I wouldn’t know.)

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Well, there you have it. You've all found out my dark secret - I have a really big book about vampires. Be afraid. Be very afraid...